Morning sickness (no I’m not pregnant)

I’m always curious why cabbies are obsessed with stomping on their breaks – the unnecessary, excessive and non stop type.

Are they trying to exercise their toes? Or trying kill a roach hidden in their shoe? Or tapping to a really cool beat? Or they think it’s fun to make their passengers feel sick? Whatever it is, I really hate to have my breakfast come rushing back out on my way to work almost every morning.

Anyway, everytime I encounter one of these (too frequently) I think of this:

Mis-see, WHERE YOU GO?!

Sometimes taxi drivers have the weirdest temper.  This story was submitted to us last week:

On my way from Tsuen Wan to Central one night.  Although I know my way around town, my knowledge of roads in Chinese is basically zero.  When I got into the cab, I told the taxi driver to use the road via Tung Chung as I am familiar with this route and it’s usually faster.  He kept on asking me for the specific name of the road but I just couldn’t tell him!  When we reached the roundabout, he started to be frustrated and ask me which road again.  I said take the last exit on the roundabout but he still tried to press me for the road name.  I said “I’m sorry but I have no clue what the name is, it’s just the last exit on the roundabout!”  At this point, he started shouting at me for not knowing the name and accusing me of messing with him!?!  He then stopped in the middle of the roundabout with cars flying by, turned around and shouted, “Mis-see, WHERE YOU GO?!!” I got totally freaked out by his aggression and jumped out of the taxi as fast as I could!  The moment I got off the cab, he closed the door and just drove off – leaving me standing in the middle of the dangerous highway roundabout.

At the end, I called police and filed a complaint to the Transport Department.  Beware of this crazy night shift cabbie with license plate KV 6702!!

Taxi minimum fare increase

On July 10th, minimum fares of taxis around Hong Kong will see an increase of up to 15%.  Red cabbies will start at $20, while blue and red cabbies will start at $15 and $16.5 respectively.  Luckily, the fare for waiting time and subsequent distances will remain the same.  What does this mean?  You can bet it doesn’t mean better service or attitude.  It means we will be paying even more to get abused by drivers in the future.

Octopus/Visa Enabled Cabs!!!!!

The urban legends are TRUE!!!! There really are taxis on the road that take Octopus cards!!!!  Identify them by that little Octopus logo sticker on the windshield! (you know, the little fuzzy yellow bit on the photo)  Probably only 5 out of every 500 taxis are Octopus enabled but STILL!!! No more handling with dirty dollar bills from the cabbie (god knows where it’s been!).  No more dropping coins onto the floor and having to grope for it in the dark.  No more being ripped off by the cabbie for that 50 cents!  It’s a revelation!

Also, completely separate from the Octopus cabbies, are the Visa Cabbies!  Although there are currently only 100 taxis enabled with the system, more will be coming.  These taxis are called AutoTAXI, complete with an iPhone app that allows you to book then find out where your taxi is while you patiently wait for its arrival! How cool is that?!  What’s also great is that fares lower than $200 do not require a signature – so even if you are in the middle of central on a double yellow line, you can get out quickly without being honked at while waiting to sign!

Way to catch up with the world HK Cabbies!  Now if only the cabs will accept both Visa AND Octopus….

Holding up traffic? So What?

Another submitted story from one  of our readers! I hate it when this happens!

Last weekend I was a taxi with a few friends going from Central to Causeway Bay. We were on that overpass that approaches Times Square (you either stay left and go down the ramp to Times Sq or go straight and enter the Aberdeen Tunnel). Our driver tried to cut into the left lane at the last minute but the driver in the left lane didn’t yield so our doors scraped a little.

Both taxi drivers stop immediately. On the overpass. Holding up traffic.

They refused to pull over or head down to CWB and wait for the police there, saying that apparently you’re not supposed to leave the scene of an accident. So we are sitting in the taxi in the middle of the highway while cars go around us honking furiously. My friends and I were so pissed/scared that we flagged down another taxi in the middle highway. Insane!!!

Cabbie Van

Seen these cabs around Hong Kong lately?

When I saw my first cabbie van, I thought, ‘FINALLY, Hong Kong is starting to have these larger cabs for hire’.  I mean, cities all over the world has cabs like these for people with lots of luggage, for disabled persons or for pure comfort! However, hold your horses and don’t go inputting the number into your iPhone just yet.  I’ve called and realised that these cabs are designed to be a barrier-free transportation for people in wheelchairs only.

Almost all of these cabbie vans are booked up by hospitals around the city, and the remaining ones available for bookings are limited, costing at least $100 to go anywhere.  For people in wheelchairs and don’t mind dishing out a higher price, this must be a gift from God!  It makes their journey from door to door so much easier and more enjoyable.  For normal people, I guess we’ll have to wait longer for this luxury and for Hong Kong to finally catch up with the rest of the world.

DJ Cabbie